Forget the ordinary—step into a new wave of refreshment with Anomaly and our Delta-9 THC infused seltzers. Crafted for the curious and designed for balance, these non-alcoholic THC beverages offer a crisp, flavorful experience without the weight of liquor or wine. Each sip blends carbonated water, natural fruit flavors, and hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, giving you a light, uplifting sensation without the next-day regrets.
Whether you’re unwinding after work, socializing with friends, or replacing the usual cocktail, Anomaly delivers a smooth, enjoyable way to reset.
Explore Our Lineup of THC Seltzers
Each can of Anomaly’s THC-infused seltzers is a carefully crafted experience—vibrant, naturally flavored, and free from unnecessary additives. Find your favorite:
🍉 Moondust Melon – A cosmic mix of juicy watermelon and subtle citrus.
🍍 Pineapple Paradox – Sweet meets bold in this tropical, tangy adventure.
🍋 Stellarberry Lemonade – A berry-forward twist on classic lemonade with a zesty edge.
🥭 Tropical Orbit – A fusion of mango, pineapple, and citrus for a full-flavored escape.
No artificial flavoring—just good taste and great vibes in every sip.
Why Choose Anomaly Over Alcohol?
Say goodbye to the hangover, high calories, and next-day regrets. Unlike traditional alcoholic beverages, beer, or liquor, our THC seltzers offer a clean, controlled way to unwind.
Non-Alcoholic & THC-Infused – Enjoy the social, relaxing effects of THC without alcohol’s downsides.
Low-Calorie, Naturally Flavored – Just refreshing carbonation and real fruit notes.
Precise, Low-Dose Experience – Each can is carefully dosed for a smooth, predictable effect.
Whether you're skipping alcohol for health reasons or just looking for a new way to enjoy your nights out, Anomaly’s non-alcoholic THC beverages give you the best of both worlds.
Understanding Delta-9 THC in Seltzers
Delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) is the primary psychoactive compound in cannabis, but in Anomaly’s hemp-derived beverages, it’s carefully dosed for a light, controlled effect.
How does it work? THC interacts with the body’s endocannabinoid system, producing mild euphoria, relaxation, and an overall enjoyable buzz. Unlike traditional edibles or smoking, our carbonated THC drinks offer a faster onset and a more social experience. Legal & Safe: Thanks to the Agriculture Improvement Act of 2018, hemp-derived Delta-9 THC is federally legal in compliant doses—making Anomaly’s THC seltzers a compliant, innovative way to enjoy cannabis.
How to Enjoy Anomaly’s THC Seltzers
For the best experience, follow these simple guidelines:
🥤 Sip Smart: Start with one can, especially if you’re new to THC beverages. Effects can take 10-30 minutes to fully set in.
🌿 Pair with Your Vibe: Enjoy chilled on its own or mix it with your favorite mocktails for a unique twist—think Mojito-style with lime and mint or a THC-infused Arnold Palmer with tea and lemonade.
⚖️ Know Your Limits: While Delta-9 THC offers a smoother alternative to alcohol, it’s still important to consume responsibly. Effects vary based on weight, metabolism, and tolerance.
🚗 Stay Safe: Never drive or operate heavy machinery after consuming THC-infused beverages.
Frequently Asked Questions
Will Anomaly’s THC seltzers show up on a drug test?
Yes, since our seltzers contain hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, they may trigger a positive result on a drug test. If you are subject to testing, we recommend consulting a physician before consuming.
How do Delta-9 THC seltzers compare to alcohol?
Unlike beer, wine, or liquor, Anomaly’s non-alcoholic THC beverages provide a relaxing buzz without the hangover, dehydration, or high calories. The effects are often described as uplifting and social—perfect for winding down or replacing traditional drinks.
How long does it take to feel the effects?
Effects typically begin within 15-30 minutes, depending on metabolism, weight, and tolerance. Because THC is absorbed differently in beverages than in edibles, you may feel the onset sooner than with traditional cannabis products.
Are Anomaly THC seltzers legal?
Yes! Our THC seltzers comply with the Agriculture Improvement Act of 2018, making them federally legal as long as they contain no more than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight. However, local laws vary, so check your state regulations before purchasing.
