THC drinks are finally taking up space in the fridge and the group chat. But as more brands enter the scene, it’s getting harder to tell which cans are worth your shelf space. Today, we’ll take a deep dive into two brands creating a lot of buzz: Anomaly and Señorita. Both offer 10mg hemp-derived Delta 9 THC, come in tall bright cans, and talk a big game about clean ingredients and clean highs. But that’s where the similarities end.
Anomaly was built for clarity. Everything in the can is there for a reason. We focus on formulating unique, fruit-forward flavor blends that don’t overpower, emulsification tech that delivers a smooth and even onset, and a THC profile that keeps the ride euphoric, not chaotic.
Señorita, on the other hand, is louder by design. Inspired by margaritas and palomas, but with THC instead of tequila. If that’s your thing, no shade. But the difference in intention shows up in every part of the experience.
The Flavor Story
Moondust Melon doesn’t slap, it soothes. Pineapple Paradox doesn’t try to coat your tongue in sugar, it’s our (low-sugar,) elevated take on the white gummi bear. Every Anomaly flavor was built to hit light, lift quick, and fade clean. Our goal is quality, curiosity, and connection. We want your brain and body to thank you afterward. We believe you can enjoy today without sacrificing tomorrow.
Señorita plays with heavier hands and a classic cocktail inspired line up. Their flavor profiles go hard, and for some, that works. Margaritas and palomas are some people's bread and butter. But if you are looking for a drink that doesn’t remind you of the last time you had too much tequila, you’ve got to check out Anomaly’s variety pack. With four, out-of-this-world flavor profiles, it’s the perfect addition to any occasion.
The Anomaly Lineup
Moondust Melon: Honeydew melon and Lime magic
Pineapple Paradox: Inspired by the iconic white gummi bear
Tropical Orbit: Pineapple/Passionfruit party in your mouth
Stellarberry Lemonade: Our take on strawberry lemonade
Style or Substance
We get the hype. Señorita broke out quick and loud. Their cans are bold. Their vibe is curated. But being loud isn’t the same as being clear. The Anomaly experience isn’t about being first to the trend, it’s about staying in it for the long haul. We didn’t build a moment. We built a movement. Señorita was designed for those who crave to be the life of the party. Anomaly was designed for those who seek to elevate their moments and connect meaningfully. With Anomaly, experiences are intentional, connections feel real, and every moment spent together matters.
The Wrap
Some drink for effect. Some for taste. Some for the story they can tell at the party. So before you crack open your next seltzer, ask yourself what you actually want from your buzz. If you want loud, Señorita will be perfect for you. But if you’re here for originality, authenticity, and a community of people who are just as curious, open-minded, and adventurous as you are, Anomaly is where it’s at.